What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 08:07
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Do you know what she said mum?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Why would a person always be so tired?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
What! how could you do that?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
True - how I loved my mum!
Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What do you mean son?
When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”